If the market doesn't have enough going on to hold your interest, you may have noticed the Wall Street Journal interview of Jean Claude Van Damme yesterday. That sounds like a joke but isn't.
WSJ asked him about his recent film "JCVD" in which "Mr. Van Damme plays an action star past his prime (also named Jean-Claude Van Damme) who is making D-list films." That also sounds like a joke.
Van Damme commented, "The movie is not going to be successful, I don't think."