I'm Going to Try This

I probably won't be offered any help at all, though. After all, I do live in NJ.

Police say thieves made off with pilfered TV on roof of vehicle

Authorities are looking for two men they say walked out of a local electronics store with a $2,300 television. Employees at Circuit City, 345 Faith Road, told police two men walked into the store around 3 p.m. Sunday and walked out with a 67-inch Samsung TV. The TV was sitting in a box on display.

According to a Salisbury Police Department report, each man picked up a side of the box and they walked out. An employee who saw the men leaving asked them if they needed extra string to tie down the television. One of the suspects answered yes and the employee went inside. When he came back out, the men — and the TV — were gone.

It's that easy.