Saturday, February 21, 2009

February is almost over

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man answers it on speaker. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$140,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $1.5 million"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $1.5. They will probably take it. If not, we can go higher. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye. I love you, too."

The man hangs up. Another man looks at him and asks, “What was that all about?”

The first man smiles and sys, "Nothing. Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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