I Love Lamp

I can't write about this market. It's beyond my words, today at least.

A friend of mine was supposed to check into the hospital today for some tests on his heart, which hasn't been treating him very well. With the weather, I wasn't sure if he had rescheduled. Real email conversation:



Me: At the hospital?

Him: In the hospital for the next few days for monitoring while I start my new heart med. In theory should just be a lot of sitting here/doing nothing.

Me: Are they letting you play poker?

Him: Haven't yet found an uninterrupted period of time long enough for anything other than a quick all in fest. Hopefully later.

Me: Let me know if you need anything - hookers, blow etc.

Him: Will do. I just disposed of my wife, so the strippers should be here soon.

Me: I said hookers. Strippers would be a weak stop gap measure that a man in your condition should surely skip.


More sound advice.