A construction worker named Chow Fun woke up sick one day. He called his boss and said, “Hey boss. Chow fun here. I sick. I no work today.”
His boss replied, “Chow Fun, we really need you today. We are two weeks behind on this job. Chow Fun, when I feel that way, I tell my wife that I need sex. After that, I always feel better.”
Chow Fun said, “OK boss, I try. I call you later.”
A couple of hours later Chow Fun calls back, “Hey boss, I did you say. I feel better. I come work now.”
The boss says smugly, “That’s great Chow. I told you it would work. See you soon.”
Chow finishes by saying, “Hey boss, you got nice house.”
His boss replied, “Chow Fun, we really need you today. We are two weeks behind on this job. Chow Fun, when I feel that way, I tell my wife that I need sex. After that, I always feel better.”
Chow Fun said, “OK boss, I try. I call you later.”
A couple of hours later Chow Fun calls back, “Hey boss, I did you say. I feel better. I come work now.”
The boss says smugly, “That’s great Chow. I told you it would work. See you soon.”
Chow finishes by saying, “Hey boss, you got nice house.”
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