Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
A Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs - these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,
"Excellent trade, sir."