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NJ's Kean U. Dean Lies on Resume, Wins

Good thing it happened in New Jersey.

Despite the school hiring a team of lawyers to confirm the deed, and students petitioning for his ouster, he is getting off scott free with the Board's blessing.

What a country.

He said he would never claim to have been acting academic dean at Avila College in Missouri, nor would he say he had published “over 50 technical articles in major publications,” as the data sheets state.

Best Obama Joke Ever

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

 

A Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replied, "These are not pigs - these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

 

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said,

 

"Excellent trade, sir."

Awesome Facebook Alien Hoax

Don't get your news from Facebook, folks.

These kids killed it with this hoax.  Unless of course the whole post was a level.

The Monk Gets It

Two monks are walking along a river when they see a prostitute trying to cross. One of the monks carries her across, sets her down, then the two monks keep on going. The monk who didn’t carry her gets more and more agitated. Finally he asks, “why did you do that? You know we are not supposed to even touch women like that!”

And the monk who carried her said, “I left her by the river. Why are you still carrying her?”

That’s the secret of productivity and forgiveness. To always think, why am I still carrying her?

h/t @altucher

NJ - still not getting it

According to this AP article right here, Amazon is considering opening two million-plus square foot warehouses in NJ and creating 1,500 or more jobs in the State.  In return they are asking for a 22 month tax holiday.

Senator Ray Lesniak is getting involved in the worst way possible.

"It's a bad deal for New Jersey, no matter what," he said. "We're giving up hundreds of millions of dollars in revenues we should be getting and we're also putting at risk jobs in our retail centers and central business districts throughout the state."

Zero might be the number of dollars in tax revenue that NJ ends up getting.  Come on Christie, get involved.